Friday, June 13, 2014

College football & basketball arrests leaderboard & Fulmer Cup



College football arrests leaderboard

texasjeremy
6/13/2014

"Here are the football arrest numbers by conference (its amazing how many arrests there are constantly):

CONFERENCE TOTAL
SINCE 2010
1. SEC - 179
2. Big 12 - 100
3. Pac 12 - 84
3. Big Ten - 84
5. ACC - 83

SINCE 2012
1. SEC - 123
2. Big 12 - 66
3. Pac 12 - 56
4. ACC - 53
5. Big Ten - 49

2014 ONLY
1. SEC - 42
2. Pac 12 - 9
3. Big 12 - 7
4. Big Ten - 6
5. ACC - 4

CONFERENCE AVERAGE
SINCE 2010
1. SEC - 12.8
2. Big 12 - 10.0
3. Pac 12 - 7.0
4. Big Ten - 6.0
5. ACC - 5.9

SINCE 2012
1. SEC - 8.8
2. Big 12 - 6.6
3. Pac 12 - 4.7
4. ACC - 3.8
5. Big Ten - 3.5

2014 ONLY
1. SEC - 3.0
2. Pac 12 - 0.8
3. Big 12 - 0.7
4. Big Ten - 0.4
5. ACC - 0.3

BIG 12
SINCE 2010
19 - Oklahoma
17 - Iowa State
13 - Kansas
11 - West Virginia
10 - Oklahoma State, TCU
7 - Texas
6 - Baylor
5 - Texas Tech
2 - Kansas State

SINCE 2012
10 - Iowa State, Oklahoma
8 - TCU, West Virginia
7 - Kansas, Oklahoma State
6 - Texas
5 - Texas Tech
3 - Baylor
2 - Kansas State

2014 ONLY
2 - Iowa State, TCU
1 - Baylor, Kansas, Oklahoma State
0 - Kansas State, Oklahoma, Texas, Texas Tech, West Virginia

ACC
SINCE 2010
15 - Pittsburgh
13 - Florida State
10 - Syracuse
8 - Virginia Tech
6 - Georgia Tech
5 - Clemson, Louisville, NC State
4 - Miami
3 - Duke, North Carolina, Virginia
2 - Wake Forest
1 - Boston College

SINCE 2012
10 - Pittsburgh
7 - Florida State
6 - Syracuse
5 - Georgia Tech, NC State, Virginia Tech
4 - Clemson
2 - Duke, Louisville, Miami, North Carolina, Wake Forest
1 - Boston College
0 - Virginia

2014 ONLY
2 - Florida State
1 - Louisville, North Carolina
0 - Boston College, Clemson, Duke, Georgia Tech, Miami, NC State, Pittsburgh, Syracuse, Virginia, Virginia Tech, Wake Forest

BIG TEN
SINCE 2010
13 - Iowa, Purdue
11 - Ohio State
10 - Illinois
8 - Michigan, Nebraska
6 - Penn State
4 - Maryland, Michigan State
3 - Minnesota
2 - Indiana, Wisconsin
0 - Northwestern, Rutgers

SINCE 2012
10 - Iowa, Ohio State
9 - Purdue
6 - Michigan
3 - Minnesota, Nebraska, Penn State
2 - Illinois
1 - Indiana, Maryland, Wisconsin
0 - Michigan State, Northwestern, Rutgers

2014 ONLY
2 - Ohio State
1 - Iowa, Michigan, Nebraska, Penn State
0 - Illinois, Indiana, Maryland, Michigan State, Minnesota, Northwestern, Purdue, Rutgers, Wisconsin

PAC 12
SINCE 2010
27 - Washington State
16 - Oregon State
10 - Oregon
8 - Colorado
6 - Arizona, Arizona State
4 - Washington
2 - Southern Cal, Utah
1 - California, Stanford, UCLA

SINCE 2012
20 - Washington State
10 - Oregon State
6 - Arizona
5 - Colorado
4 - Oregon
3 - Washington
2 - Arizona State, Southern Cal
1 - California, Stanford, UCLA, Utah

2014 ONLY
4 - Washington State
1 - California, Colorado, Oregon, Oregon State, Washington
0 - Arizona, Arizona State, Southern Cal, Stanford, UCLA, Utah

SEC
SINCE 2010
20 - Missouri, Texas A&M
19 - Georgia
16 - Florida, Tennessee
14 - Mississippi
13 - Arkansas, Kentucky
11 - Alabama
10 - Auburn
9 - South Carolina
8 - LSU
7 - Mississippi State
3 - Vanderbilt

SINCE 2012
17 - Texas A&M
14 - Georgia
12 - Missouri, Tennessee
10 - Kentucky
9 - Alabama, Arkansas, Mississippi
8 - Florida
6 - LSU, South Carolina
5 - Auburn
4 - Mississippi State
2 - Vanderbilt

2014 ONLY
10 - Tennessee
9 - Texas A&M
5 - Georgia
4 - Mississippi, Missouri
3 - Alabama
2 - Kentucky, LSU
1 - Mississippi State, South Carolina, Vanderbilt
0 - Arkansas, Auburn, Florida"
 
"
Here are the numbers for basketball

CONFERENCE TOTAL
SINCE 2010
1. SEC - 25
2. Big 12 - 21
3. Big Ten - 15
4. ACC - 8
5. Pac 12 - 6

SINCE 2012
1. SEC - 20
2. Big Ten - 13
3. Big 12 - 12
4. ACC - 5
5. Pac 12 - 1

2014 ONLY
1. SEC - 7
2. Big 12 - 6
3. Big Ten - 5
4. ACC - 2
5. Pac 12 - 0

CONFERENCE AVERAGE
SINCE 2010
1. Big 12 - 2.1
2. SEC - 1.8
3. Big Ten - 1.1
4. ACC - 0.5
4. Pac 12 - 0.5

SINCE 2012
1. SEC - 1.4
2. Big 12 - 1.2
3. Big Ten - 0.9
4. ACC - 0.3
5. Pac 12 - 0.1

2014 ONLY
1. Big 12 - 0.6
2. SEC - 0.5
3. Big Ten - 0.4
4. ACC - 0.1
5. Pac 12 - 0.0

BIG 12
SINCE 2010
7 - Iowa State
4 - Oklahoma State, West Virginia
3 - Kansas
1 - Baylor, Oklahoma, Texas
0 - Kansas State, TCU, Texas Tech

SINCE 2012
4 - Iowa State, Oklahoma State
2 - West Virginia
1 - Kansas, Oklahoma
0 - Baylor, Kansas State, TCU, Texas, Texas Tech

2014 ONLY
3 - Oklahoma State
2 - Iowa State
1 - West Virginia
0 - Baylor, Kansas, Kansas State, Oklahoma, TCU, Texas, Texas Tech

ACC
SINCE 2010
2 - North Carolina, Pittsburgh, Wake Forest
1 - Louisville, Virginia Tech
0 - Boston College, Clemson, Duke, Florida State, Georgia Tech, Miami, NC State, Notre Dame, Syracuse, Virginia

SINCE 2012
2 - North Carolina, Pittsburgh
1 - Louisville
0 - Boston College, Clemson, Duke, Florida State, Georgia Tech, Miami, NC State, Notre Dame, Syracuse, Virginia, Virginia Tech, Wake Forest

2014 ONLY
1 - Louisville, Pittsburgh
0 - Boston College, Clemson, Duke, Florida State, Georgia Tech, Miami, NC State, North Carolina, Notre Dame, Syracuse, Virginia, Virginia Tech, Wake Forest

BIG TEN
SINCE 2010
3 - Indiana, Iowa
2 - Maryland, Michigan State, Minnesota, Nebraska
1 - Illinois
0 - Michigan, Northwestern, Ohio State, Penn State, Purdue, Rutgers, Wisconsin

SINCE 2012
3 - Indiana, Iowa
2 - Maryland, Nebraska
1 - Illinois, Michigan State, Minnesota
0 - Michigan, Northwestern, Ohio State, Penn State, Purdue, Rutgers, Wisconsin

2014 ONLY
3 - Indiana
1 - Illinois, Iowa
0 - Maryland, Michigan, Michigan State, Minnesota, Nebraska, Northwestern, Ohio State, Penn State, Purdue, Rutgers, Wisconsin

PAC 12
SINCE 2010
3 - Washington State
1 - Oregon State, Southern Cal, UCLA
0 - Arizona, Arizona State, California, Colorado, Oregon, Stanford, Utah, Washington

SINCE 2012
1 - Southern Cal
0 - Arizona, Arizona State, California, Colorado, Oregon, Oregon State, Stanford, UCLA, Utah, Washington, Washington State

2014 ONLY
0 - Arizona, Arizona State, California, Colorado, Oregon, Oregon State, Southern Cal, Stanford, UCLA, Utah, Washington, Washington State

SEC
SINCE 2010
5 - Mississippi
4 - Florida, Missouri
3 - Kentucky
2 - Auburn, Georgia
1 - Alabama, Arkansas, Mississippi State, Tennessee, Texas A&M
0 - LSU, South Carolina, Vanderbilt

SINCE 2012
4 - Mississippi, Missouri
3 - Kentucky
2 - Florida, Georgia
1 - Alabama, Auburn, Mississippi State, Tennessee, Texas A&M
0 - Arkansas, LSU, South Carolina, Vanderbilt

2014 ONLY
4 - Missouri
1 - Florida, Georgia, Kentucky
0 - Alabama, Arkansas, Auburn, LSU, Mississippi, Mississippi State, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas A&M, Vanderbilt"


Fulmer Cup Dynasty

"An all-time scoreboard for the Fulmer Cup. Point totals are updated when scored.
 1st: Arkansas Razorbacks		125 points and one Fulmer Cup (2012)
 2nd: Auburn Tigers			90 points and one Fulmer Cup (2011)
 3rd: Florida Gators			79 points and one Ellis T. Jones III Award (2007)
 4th: Marshall Thundering Herd		73 points, one Ellis T. Jones III Award (2011) and one Fulmer Cup (2006, shared)
 5th: Illinois Fighting Illini		66 points and one Fulmer Cup (2007)
 6th: Georgia Bulldogs			63 points and one Fulmer Cup (2010)
 7th: Missouri Tigers		        57 points
 8th: Penn State Nittany Lions		55 points
 9th: Alabama Crimson Tide		54 points, one Fulmer Cup (2008), and one Ellis T Jones III Award (2008)
 10th: Washington State Cougars		53 points
 11th: West Virginia Mountaineers	48 points
 12th: Tennessee Volunteers		46 points
 13th: South Carolina Gamecocks 	45 points
 14th: Oregon State Beavers		43 points
 15th: Iowa Hawkeyes 			41 points
 16th: TCU Horned Frogs			40 points
 17th: Florida State Seminoles		39 points and one ETJ3 Award (2010)
 18th: Duke Blue Devils			38 points
 19th: Nebraska Cornhuskers		37 points
 20th: Virginia Cavaliers		36 points
"
 
 
 
 
"The Fulmer Cup is awarded prior to the start of the regular season to the college football program whose players, during the off-season, collectively accumulate the most points; points are assigned for negative law enforcement contacts (a.k.a arrests,) and are scaled for severity of alleged offense. The Arkansas Razorbacks "won" the 2012 Fulmer Cup, and their victory represents a three-peat for the Southeastern Conference (ESS EEE SEE SPEED!!!) The Cup is overseen by Boardmaster Brian, Reggie Nelson, and was named in honor of the largest unemployed head coach not named "Mangino."
 
RULES

To be eligible for Fulmer Cup points, a player must, a) be on the program's roster (no alumni or verbal commitments,) and, b) commit the offense(s) during the off-season.

Points are assessed based upon the severity of each alleged offense, on a scale of 1 (for "drankin', suspended license, and assorted petty misdemeanors") to 5 for murder, and we assume, sassing Aunt Stabby. Points are accumulative, and thus a player who steals a pig (petit theft, 1 point) then a car (3 points,) sexually assualts said pig (beastiality, 4 points) before drunkingly wrecking the stolen vehicle (DUI, 2 points) would be assessed a total of 10 points. In said hypothetical scenario, it is assumed the player would cover the bond by hocking his 2007 national championship ring, and thus be out in time for his parish's Mardi Gras festivities.


Past Winners2013 Vanderbilt Commodores *Never officially awarded.  Can be considered vacated.
2012 Arkansas Razorbacks
2011 Auburn Tigers
2010 Georgia Bulldogs
2009 South Florida Bulls
2008 Alabama Crimson Tide
2007 Illinois Illini
2006 Marshall Thundering Herd

Ellis T. Jones III Award

Prior to the summer of 2006, Ellis T. Jones III was a WR/DB of little reknown, enrolled at San Jose State, a school of even less reknown. One stun gun and double-digit felony arrests (and convictions) later, he became an EDSBS god. The Ellis T. Jones III Award is earned by the player who single handedly earns the most points for his university. However, the "Ellis T. Jones III Rule" states that no program that accumulates points based solely on the misdeeds of a single player is eligible for the Fulmer Cup.

Past Recipients
2012
2011 Troy Evans, Marshall
2010 Nigel Carr, FSU
2009 Trent Pupello, South Florida
2008 Jimmy John, Alabama
2007 Ronnie Wilson, Florida
2006 Ellis T. Jones, San Jose State
Switzer SlamThe "Switzer Slam" is awarded to any program that wins the Fulmer Cup, national championship and Heisman Trophy in the same year, with a quarterback costing less than $250,000 (inflation adjusted). In 2011 Auburn became the first, and thus far only, recipient of the Switzer Slam. However, this title is disputed, as many believe Cam Newton cost more than $250,000. "



 

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